hello people
so you do realise that not everyone is posting on their days and stuff like that, well, i can see that too, i HAVE eyes.
i don't know why, but i think its cause of sec 2 stress? i don't know.
i also forgot i had to post today until i went to check the blog.
oh, and this is in response to dahlya's answer to the muffin man question last week.

you don't know the muffin man? didn't you say you watched the shrek movies? the muffin man is like a LEGEND. its from a nursery rhyme, you know?
do you know the muffin man,
the muffin man, the muffin man,
do you know the muffin man,
who lives on drury lane.....
oh my god, i am so lame.

okay, so i'm supposed to talk crap?

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okay, i'm done crapping.
let's see if i actually typed any words......
okay, i see......you.........pose.........is drope a word?..........paw.....
i think that's all...

who do i hate the most?
okay, erm... you, you, and you.

crap song time!!!!
this is really random.... i'm just trying to find words that rhyme

(sung to the tune of some song from Grease)

tell me more, tell me more,
why am i working so hard,
tell me more, tell me more,
i just fell on my butt?
oh my god, this song sucks,
can someone stop me?
i think, you can see,
that i can't write songs,
so i'll just shut the hell up,
byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey! Everybody in the house say hey!!!!! SAY Hah!!...like watsup people.....!!! im back!!! miss me??,...lol...okay i know that i have not been posting for this week which will be done today...sorry for the inconvenience though...anyways just to make it quick.....THE THEME WOULD BE ABOUT CRAP.....BASICALLY ALL THE THINGS  WANT YOU GUYS TO DO WILL BE CRAP....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

KK...SO WHAT I WANT YOU TO WRITE IS BASICALLY CRAP/....ANYTHING YOU WANT IT TO BE AS LONG AS T IS FUNNY....THE RULE IS TO BE AS FUNNY AS YOU CAN BE!!!!...

The QUESTION!!!!
WHO IS THE PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST.....hehehehehehe...

KK...UMM THE CHALLENGE....!!!
since it s about crap....ill just make ne challenge out and that will be......*thinking*
ahhh.........let just say.....the challenge will be creating a short song of the person you want to make fun of....what i mean is....you take a favourite quote from the song and change some parts and turn it into the song of the person you want to make fun of....anything will do as long as i is funneh....for example...basically i got this idea from one of the spammers....check out the "LIU SONG" IT IS HILARIOUS....ASK EVELYN IF YOU DO NOT KNOW...KK...I KNOW THIS MIGHT SONG CONFUSING BUT JUT FGURE IT OUT....KK...OR MAYBE ANOTHER IDEA...THE YIP SONG....HAHAHAHAHAHAHjkjk...

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hi dudes!
Jolene here.
Haven't been using the computer for a few days.
so let me start on today

I think that celebrities are 1 out of many many people
some are talented,some nice-looking and some not at all.
i think it is based on luck to be a celebrity.
but whether people love you or not,
depends on yourself.
celebrities are not some sort of hero.
there are just people who appears on national stage.
and can influence people.
that's enough for the discussion.

challenge!


this picture is weird!
super weird!

okay.i am not going to answer the questions.
a super long list!

bye,
jolene

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hey everyone
so celebrities.........
i don't know what makes people like them so special.
i mean, like, they just go on tv and entertain us with scripts and storylines, right?
but i have to admit, i go gaga over them too.

so, i'm supposed to destroy taylor swift's picture.
just a side note, i don't really care, even though i'm a huge taylor fan.
cos, its like, there are taylor haters around, and they probably do this too, so if they find this, its just another picture to add in their collection or smth.
btw, this is just for pure entertainment, i love taylor swift :D

okay, not very interesting, but who cares?

so its question time!!!!!
I don't really know what i was doing when i thought of these questions, but i think answering stupid questions are fun, cos you can like be sarcastic and all.

is there a monster underneath your bed?
duh! its name is glsurghwkjv and it likes to steal my birthday bear.
if you were stranded on an unknown island, what are the 3 things you will bring along with you?
erm, my bed, my iphone (when i get one), and my computer WITH internet connection that allows me to go on the internet WHEREVER i am xD
what's your favourite tv show/series?
i don't know, there are so many of them!
what's your real age?
107 years old ;D
team edward or team jacob?
forever team edward, no contest.
if you are a soft drink, which one will you be?
i'll be a coke when i'm happy, cos i'll be all fizzy and stuff, but if i'm sad, i'll be a red bull, which tastes HORRIBLE. (seriously, don't drink it, it looks like pee)
if you were a unicorn, what colour will you be and why?
i'll be rainbow striped, cos i can't decide on a colour
if you had a pet dinosaur, what will you name it? (please don't say dino, cos that's really lame)
erm, it depends on the sex of the dino? if its a girl, it'll be bella. if it's a guy, it'll be edward :D
who's your favourite disney character? (as in cartoon characters like mickey)
erm...... mickey? but he's gay, right?
do you know the muffin man?
i LIVE on drury lane, and i get free cookies everyday :D
do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
NOPE. NEVER.
did you watch all the shrek movies?
YES, i LOVE shrek movies; they're HIGH-LARIOUS
who is your favourite powerpuff girl?
blossom, cos she's like the leader and all, but sometimes bubbles, when she's not whining. but never buttercup. her hair looks like yip's.
when you hear the word 'spam', do you think of the canned meat or the junk mail?
of course it's the ham. who cares about junk mail?
spongebob or patrick star?
both. cos spongebob is retarted and patrick star lives under a rock.
what is the name of your favourite cereal/cornflakes/whatevercrapnameyoucallit?
fruit loops + honey stars + chocolate milk = a sugar rush, and the best cereal combi of ALL TIME.

seriously, red bull looks like urine, go try it.

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EVELYN! YOU WANT TO DIE?!?!?!?!

You're so cruel!!!
And I haven't even done my math, english and tuition homework yet!
Awww damnnnn ittttt.
FORTUNATELY, I haven't downloaded any photoshop programs yet so I'll just use the online one which I think is much better to use haha.
Its sad haha.

Omg I feel so guilty towards DBSK.
If they ever see this I'm so gonna' die...
WHY!!!!!!












Anyways, TADA!!!
Look closely at the faces and disfigured bodies.
OMG CRY!!!!!!!!!!
My handsome guys!

DBSK! IF YOU SEE THIS, I'M SO DAMN FREAK ASS SORRY FOR RUINING THAT BELOVED PICTURE OF OURS OMG!!! I WAS FORCED TO DO THIS! ALRIGHT?!?!?! YOOCHUN! YOU CAN READ ENGLISH SO YOU MUST CLEAR MY NAME!!!

OMG FANGIRLS! DON'T KILL MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay now we can get on with our busy lifes!
So today, the teacher changed our places in class.
I think I'm pretty good at acting.
Ain't it cool?

Is there a monster under my bed?
Um I don't think so...considering the space between my bed and the floor its like even my dog can squeeze in!

If I was stranded on an island, I would bring which three items?
Um...let's see...
My iPod...music is my air!
Some sharp weapons I can snag...like the kitchen knife so I can chop animals up for dinner...
And a lighter! Haha for fun.

What is my fave tv show or series...
I'm not too sure coz' I don't watch much shows. I don't even switch on the TV!

What's my real age...
I'm 14. ^.^

Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Well since its Edward in the movies but not Robert in real life and since its Jacob in the movie but not Taylor in real life... TEAM EDWARD! But Taylor Lautner is utterly swoonful.

If I were a soft drink, I WOULD BE COKE! I love coke!

If I were a unicorn...
I have never thought of myself as a unicorn before.
Like that's weird.
Okay, I'll be aqua blue coz' somehow I think aqua blue would look good.
PLUS SOME SPARKLES.

If I had a pet dinosaur I would name it CHUCHI.
Coz'...I like the way it sounds when it echos.
Haha.

Who's my fave disney character..?
As in cartoon?
Well it's STITCH!
Even though he's f-king stupid in the brain.

I do not know that muffin man!

Do I untie my shoes when I take them off...?
NOPE!

I didn't even watch the first Shrek movie.

Who is my fave powerpuff girl...
Blossom! Coz' she's smart unlike Bubbles. Buttercups not bad too. She's tough! Okay I like Buttercups!

Yeah... When I hear the word 'SPAM' I'll be like oohhhh canned meat!
Thanks to HappySlip on Youtube.
She's funny.

Spongebob or Patrick...
Hmm... Patrick! Coz' Spongebob is always so helpless while Patrick is just plain stupid. Look at the size of his head! Isn't he cuteeeee?????

And I like hmm any kinds of cereal.
Kokocrunch?
I do like um oat and chocolate bars.
I forgot the brand.
Heee...

Signing off right now.
No need to miss me!
I'll be back soon!
<3<3<3
Hahahahahaha

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hello people from around the world :D
i swear i have not touched a computer at all since the start of school.
well, only in IT class, but that does not count cos we don't use the internet during class and blahblahblah.
sorry i'm posting on friday, i can't use the computer on weekends, only sometimes, cos of dance and stuff.
oh, i've got an audition for the YOG opening and closing ceromony on sunday. i'm keeping my fingers crossed... wish me luck!

okay, so the theme this week are celebrities.
like why are they different from the rest of the human population?
do they have super powers?
stuff like that

and the challenge is to destroy a picture of a celebrity.
as in photoshop it.
i know that most of us will not do that, and we'll just pick a celebrity that we don't really like that much and vandalise it.
so, i took the liberty to choose the celebrity for you.
some may not be your favorites cos i don't really know who you're really liking right now. everyone changes, right?
okay,
rachel - DBSK
evelyn - taylor swift
dahlya - lee min ho
jolene - S.H.E
bona - u-kiss (???)

and i don't have a question this week, so i'll just put any thing that comes to my mind.
these are really nonsensical questions that i make up so bear with it :D

is there a monster underneath your bed?
if you were stranded on an unknown island, what are the 3 things you will bring along with you?
what's your favourite tv show/series?
what's your real age?
team edward or team jacob?
if you are a soft drink, which one will you be?
if you were a unicorn, what colour will you be and why?
if you had a pet dinosaur, what will you name it? (please don't say dino, cos that's really lame)
who's your favourite disney character? (as in cartoon characters like mickey)
do you know the muffin man?
do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
did you watch all the shrek movies?
who is your favourite powerpuff girl?
when you hear the word 'spam', do you think of the canned meat or the junk mail?
spongebob or patrick star?
what is the name of your favourite cereal/cornflakes/whatevercrapnameyoucallit?

haha, have fun answering them
EVELYNNNNNNNN;)

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Hoya peeps. Ill edit the pictures or add them very soon!!!!!!!!
Lols yeah....
so Ill write first.
ermm the first question is yeah...

I hate seeing people making out in the bus. Like seriously.... in one bus.. i was reading this really nice mystery book and behind was this couple whispering to eaach other. When i turned around.... i saw the guy touching the girl's boobs and touching the butt next. And they were actually kissing each other. It looked like the guy was sucking or eating the girl's face. Damn disturbing.. i Got off the bus....

Defination of sex urhs....
Rachel... ur too sick.
It means Two people on the bed, floor, gorund , etc...
 Moaning, kissing sucking etc...
Humping, Taking clothes out, bla bla
And.... sperm traveling into the girl's body and bla bla
And getting PREGNANT.
Thats it lorh..

Ill edit the photos soon. My mom will kill mme if she knows im on the comp playing so yeah...
Haha... i gto this stupid sms from a guy.
Lemme tell u.(its slightly diff... i cant remb proplerly)
A: Why do people find making love so enjoyable?
PCK:  Ah boy... enjoyable because, same like like when you dig your nose with your finger mah...
A: Do you think man or woman enjoy sex more?
PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig your nose, ur nose feels more shuang then your finger rite?
A: Y do woman hate it when they got raped?
PCK: Aya! see har, you walk along the road then somebody come and dig your nose. YOu like it meh? Eh, dont play play lah!!!
A: Why is it a woman cant have se when she has menses?
PCK: OI! if your nose bleeding u still go dig nose meh? Use your brain lah.
A: Y men dont like wearing condoms when they have sex?
PCK: Eh, when you dig your nose, you dig wearing gloves meh? Not the same shiok feeling mah!Correct not?
A: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: ah boy! use your brain! U dig nose in front of your whole class isit? STUPID LAH!!!

LOls.. i had stomach ache from reading this sia... SO damn funneh!
Whoever created this is damn pro i tell you.

BoNa.....~

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hi i am back to edit this
lols
am kinda busy with cca and sc stuff
plus school work (of cos)
so only can update today

so,let me start!

1.hate to see or hear
i hate people who is sickening with stpid attitudes
and i simply can't stand people scolding me
so that's why i always scold people when they scold me
now understand why ler bah?

2.definition of sex
i think it is a guy and a lady with naked bodies on the bed or bateh together
i am not going to talk aout this disgusting thing anymore

3.some clothes i bought during the holiday


there are still some more pants and shirts

jolene

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Yo, people....miss me....?? I know you do...it felt like years since i posted....haizz luckily i am FRIGGING HIGH RIGHT NOW...JUST like ate a freaking bar of a bg CHOCOLATE BAR!!!! YUM YUM YUM....SO GORGEOUS!! Okaayyy back to business. Like for this frigging week, the topic will be.....(drum rolls please).....:

Okay what i hate or see around me while i am doing something.... hmmm hmmm hmmm..... i wonder....Okay like maybe suddenly like i am watching something like a movie that ha lke uhhum uhhum parts on like anything (computers and tv and other CRAP!!) LIKE WHEN SOMEONE SUDDENLY COMES INTO YOUR ROOM , I LIKE HAVE TO FUCKING FREAKINGLY PAUSE THE THING AND I WOULD LIKE GET LIKE SO PISSED (especially when very uhhum uhhum areas) heheehe....like i would just get pissed and start cursing and swearing at the person after he/she left....you got what i mean??....HAHAHAHA...XD
Um,,,,...When i am like friggin busy and doing something, like suddenly people like keep on pestering me i would like suddenly fucking shout a that person...and i will be like,  "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PESTERING ME!!! CAN'T YOU SEE LIKE I AM FUCKING BUSY!" or else i would give them  "THE LOOK"....hahaha XD

uhhum uhhum....no comes the sick part...hehehehehehehe....what is the defination of SEX PEOPLE!! I THINK RACHEL IS CRAVING FOR IT THAT IS WHY SHE KEEPS ON TALKIN SICK....hahahahaha...lame iknow.. okay to me, SEX (I LOVE EMPHASIZING ON THAT FRRIGIN WORD) means there is moaning and humpings and like yeah, putting the penis into vigina and thats where the humping and moaning comes from....you should watch JENNIFERS BODY and you will get what i mean...hahahahahahahahaha...hmm...maybe some other uhhum uhhum stuff will happen....hehehehehehehe....muahahahahahahahahahaha....umm...i cant elaborate much cos i still virgin..HAHAHAHAHAHA....so once i uhhum uhhum then i  can lerh,...BUT THAT WILL SO NOT HAPPEN....nw........maybe soon but now NOW,......hahahahahahahahaha....jkjk

Let see....umm i got...very few things cos i like bankkrupt liao.....

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So the holidays were quite boring.
Yep sadded. Haha
But I shopped a lot! Never gonna' stop!!!
Okay but I have to stop.


*saw two cute guys today haha but they're like so out of my league*


So what things do I hate happening around me.
Ahem censored lol.
And I hate it when I'm doing my work and people go screaming over some stupid shit.
Like seriously!
Its annoying!
Oh well, what to do when people have small brains?
Mine's big. ^^




Well that was short. ;p
something I bought from Vietnam...

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Rachel here!
So school have started and I'm sure you all are busy(me too!).
So I'll cut the story short and proceed on.

Theme: Write about something you really hate to see or hear around you.
Question: What's your definition of sex?
Challenge: Take a picture of your favourite new clothe(s) you've bought during the holidays.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah and there is a change of author for FRIDAY.
Bona will be posting on Fridays while Chingching will be a FILLIN!
Whooo kays bye.
Haven't do my English holiday homework yet...
DEAD!

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hey guys
evelyn here. posting for the rest.
okay, so you might have noticed that dahlya did not post.
jolene's and chingching's posts were BOTH by bona.
well, there were many misunderstandings.
and we're trying to clear it all up.

so i'm typing today to tell you that we're taking a break this week.
cos of all of us are kinda busy
with the start of school and stuff.
so we'll be back next week

you know you love me (haha, gossip girl),
whoaa-itslame

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OKAY>.....
im supposed to do for ching ching too.....
Haha.
ill just copy and paste!! heeheee
Well my favourite soft toy is not a bear, not a rabbit, not a disney princess, not pooh bear, not helllo kitty, not my melody or wtc whoch are so damn friggin gay.My favourite soft toy is a *drumroll*!!!IS A!!!!!!!!!!SHARK!!!!!
you know those cute cute sharks who have big mouth!!!
yeah!and i think that i kinda said what i dun like.among them(not a bear, not a rabbit, not a disney princess, not pooh bear, not helllo kitty, not my melody or etc) just in case u were NOT paying attention.
but among this i hate the most is a rabbit.
no offenselastly i think a shark is the cutest.jolene... ur question make me repeat my answers lols.Im skipping the challenge horhs!!!!
so yeah.
basically, im a pooh bear and hello kitty hater(like no offence) and the shark lover!!!
and yeah i really NO SOFT TOYS!!!!
byebye

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